1. I have around 200 t-shirts that I never wear, dating back to 1980. They don't fit, they're worn out, and they're way out of style. My wife nags me to get rid of some, but I just won't!
2. I must have McDonald's for breakfast EVERY morning; I don't always get the same thing, but I have to get McDonald's (my wife nags me about this, too).
3. I save every nail, screw, bolt, etc, that I have left over, because I believe I will use it again later, but you'll still find me running to Home Depot to buy these things when I'm working on a project.
4. I drink an entire pot of coffee everyday. Don't believe me? Ask my wife about the mess of coffee grounds that I leave on the counter.
5. I'm brutally honest. If a waitress asks me how I liked my ribs, I'll tell her they were dry and chewy. If a missionary asks me how to fix his bike, I'll tell him it's a piece of junk!
6. I think my own jokes are the funniest thing I've ever heard; I laugh REALLY loud at them.
7. I name my vehicles; my semi truck is Galaxy Quest, my dump truck is Earl, and my mobile home trailer is Love Shack.
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I'm still waiting for you to name a car after me, or at least a lawn mower...
And don't worry Dad, your jokes are really, really, super-duper, tremendously, amazingly funny.
I love this post - so funny! I'm wondering if Gary really wrote it. If so, don't worry Gary, I too believe that I am damn funny!
It must be a man thing to save every nail, screw or bolt! My husband has that disease. When I read the line about you laughing at your own jokes, I heard you. Scary!
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